Fire_Salamander
06-03-2009, 04:44 PM
So we have regular meetings at work that take an hour. There are a bunch of us that cram into a big room and listen to some guy talk about nothing for an hour. Instead of sitting bored I decided to take the words the speaker said and make my own sentences. I came up with the most random crap I could. Everything in parenthesis are my thoughts throughout the meeting. Everything is in chronological order and I was sitting next to my co-workers Tonice and John.
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Blah blah blah, blah blah blah
Blah blah, you don’t need to know any of this blah blah blah
Blah blah blah John is actually taking notes blah blah John needs to lay off the caffeine.
170,000 blah blah blahs….
Sweet spot every third day causes growth. Schools are targeted sweet spots. They want to pick its low hanging fruit. Expand the back end with little tikes. There is a cage in a warehouse where they lock up sleeping people. Bottoms hit strongly by bouncing ball.
Full allows big “ blah blah blah blah blah”
Events thrown on 9/11 ( Ingram blew up the WTC! )
Seismic growing services deliver death. I have a portal. 3 hours to get reseller photos back.
Vendor management does an opposite job on a daily basis.
We will lower prices just to raise them above what we lower.
Collaborate our arms length leverage on smaller vendors.
Yosemite ate an evolved barracuda.
( I give out free gift cards to people who are not sleeping) zzzzzzzz………
Execute market development reps.
( Tonice is going to fall on her ass if she leans back too far)
( I like clicking pens )
( My eye wont stop twitching )
( I don’t give a flying **** especially since Im going to be leaving soon )
Stubbing your toe will cause a clot.
( there is this REALLY hot chick with a teal shirt sitting 45* on the –x,+y axis ( aka second quadrant )).
(the painting on the wall looks like a retarded monkey designed it )
Staple kiosks for customers.
( I think this guy likes the sound of his voice )
( what is it with all the “back ends”? )
I live in a perfect world
( I wonder how long before some of these older guys have a heart attack? )
( O great, some Pete guy has to talk now )
( Im too smart and too old for this bull**** )
Dissemenate a delivery method to a valuable obsolete customer.
Ingram Micro is nirvana ( Buddhists dont know ****! )
Big guys at dell are screwed up.
All sassy hands on tools.
Fire your internal prism pus
ESD consumed in small bytes affects beatings and coming.
Get on the bus.
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Blah blah blah, blah blah blah
Blah blah, you don’t need to know any of this blah blah blah
Blah blah blah John is actually taking notes blah blah John needs to lay off the caffeine.
170,000 blah blah blahs….
Sweet spot every third day causes growth. Schools are targeted sweet spots. They want to pick its low hanging fruit. Expand the back end with little tikes. There is a cage in a warehouse where they lock up sleeping people. Bottoms hit strongly by bouncing ball.
Full allows big “ blah blah blah blah blah”
Events thrown on 9/11 ( Ingram blew up the WTC! )
Seismic growing services deliver death. I have a portal. 3 hours to get reseller photos back.
Vendor management does an opposite job on a daily basis.
We will lower prices just to raise them above what we lower.
Collaborate our arms length leverage on smaller vendors.
Yosemite ate an evolved barracuda.
( I give out free gift cards to people who are not sleeping) zzzzzzzz………
Execute market development reps.
( Tonice is going to fall on her ass if she leans back too far)
( I like clicking pens )
( My eye wont stop twitching )
( I don’t give a flying **** especially since Im going to be leaving soon )
Stubbing your toe will cause a clot.
( there is this REALLY hot chick with a teal shirt sitting 45* on the –x,+y axis ( aka second quadrant )).
(the painting on the wall looks like a retarded monkey designed it )
Staple kiosks for customers.
( I think this guy likes the sound of his voice )
( what is it with all the “back ends”? )
I live in a perfect world
( I wonder how long before some of these older guys have a heart attack? )
( O great, some Pete guy has to talk now )
( Im too smart and too old for this bull**** )
Dissemenate a delivery method to a valuable obsolete customer.
Ingram Micro is nirvana ( Buddhists dont know ****! )
Big guys at dell are screwed up.
All sassy hands on tools.
Fire your internal prism pus
ESD consumed in small bytes affects beatings and coming.
Get on the bus.