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Sydney Funnelweb Spider

1 inch fangs and a Neurotoxin that can cause death in 20 minutes. Aussies don't screw around.
They only found an anti-toxic 25 years ago.
 

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i could get bit, then have sex, and then still have 16 more minutes before i die
next time you're going to die and you have sex....

If you just flash a horrible fat chick image into your mind for a microsecond on the end of your 4th minute, you could actually die while having sex and NOT while eating a sandwich.

I've gotten pretty damned good at this shiit.
 

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I generally fear nothing. I will do things that most would not dare do.


But spiders...I am deathly afraid of them. They just fucck with me bad.
That and needles. I cannot stand needles. lol

This spider is a spider with needles.
loves those needles:bigthumb:
 

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next time you're going to die and you have sex....

If you just flash a horrible fat chick image into your mind for a microsecond on the end of your 4th minute, you could actually die while having sex and NOT while eating a sandwich.

I've gotten pretty damned good at this shiit.
no... i just think of the dudes i used to play basketball with and i can hold out
 

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sometimes this doesn't work, cuz i'm having sex with the guys i used to play basketball with
Hmmm - that gives all new meaning to the basketball terms "in-n-out" "ball hog", "lay up", "rip a C", "backcourt violation", "over-and-back"...

... and "SWISH". :stickpoke: :notallthere:
 

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Hmmm - that gives all new meaning to the basketball terms "in-n-out" "ball hog", "lay up", "rip a C", "backcourt violation", "over-and-back"...

... and "SWISH". :stickpoke: :notallthere:

hahahhahaha, i'm drunk laughing my FUKIN A$$ OFF.... hat is SOOOOO fukin funny....


"rip a c," does hurt my groin though
 

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