Once upon a time, a few days ago, I was driving my little Caliber to market. To my right and in front of me were lots of cars, and we were all driving at the pleasant speed of 65, when all of a sudden!, from in front of me, a bright piece of metal tubing or lead pipe came tumbling end over end towards me! I know not where it came from, but it was soon to hit my windshield . I was gripped with fear, and all I could muster, were the words, "Holy Sh-t!" At that point, my Caliber took over!!! It immediately slowed itself to take the brunt force of the hit on the hood, knowing that I would be killed if the metal object hit the windshield. Then just before it hit, the Caliber veered quickly to the right without going into the other lane, knowing that if it kept going straight, the object would bounce off the hood and into the windshield, killing me instantly!!! Thanks to my Caliber's quick thinking, the object bounced harmlessly off to the left and over the windshield.
When I arrived at market, I looked to see what a horrible thing had happened to my brave little Caliber. As I shed a tear, many profanities escaped my lips.
So if there is ever a contest for the "Bravest Little Caliber", I'd like to nominate mine, for I know now, that my Caliber would take a bullet for me!